Jack is going to be abducted and murdered at some point, isn't he?
The kidnapper wagged his finger and said "Be more careful next time!"
... and offered him a Lolly Gobble Choc Bomb.
Unmann-Wittering: I think he will get abducted, but then be taken on an interplanetary voyage, by the Mi-go. "Here I am in bed. They have taken out my brain. It is in the cylinder".The case for HP Lovecraft/'Words' crossover fan fiction is strong.