Wow man, that was intense and really well done. If someone doesn't hurry up I may make another 'fictitious' PIF. It was an idea I was tossing around my head when you originally announced this contest. Again, such a good PIF! I'm speechless, literally.
Thanks, kind words indeed. By all means have another go. Not as if there's much competition for places! Still, at least we're enjoying ourselves.
Devilishly lovely! My favourite is the kid who takes it upon himself to commandeer a tractor. There was probably an epidemic of that sort of thing back in the day. Good work.